w1 curfew: fóód court

[naeddre]

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[perfectpower]

[Swipes a piece of popcorn.]

[perfectdistance]

[ Throws a kernel at him. ]

[perfectpower]

[I rolled a 12 so he tries to catch it in his mouth and it bounces off of his nose.]

[perfectdistance]

[ Pfft.

Throws another one. ]

[perfectpower]

[An 8. This one bounces off of his forehead.]

C'mon, third time's a charm.

[perfectdistance]

Sure you won't just miss this one?

[ Another. ]

[perfectpower]

[A 6. Another forehead-bounce.]

...Fourth time's a charm then!

[perfectdistance]

[ Laughs, and it's honestly kind of mean. ]

You're doing a terrible job.

[ And again. ]

[perfectpower]

[A 14! Which I am saying is enough for him to finally get it in his mouth clumsily.]

Ha! What'd I say?

[perfectdistance]

"Third time's the charm". Took ya four.

[perfectpower]

That's because I always put in the extra effort to make sure stuff's done right.

[perfectdistance]

[ The expression is so "you're on some bullshit". ]

[perfectpower]

[He is definitely on some bullshit.

He is also stealing another piece of popcorn.]

This is actually pretty good.

[perfectdistance]

So you've met a vegetable you can actually eat.

[ Eating another kernel. ]

[perfectpower]

[DRAMATIC. PAUSE.]

This is a vegetable?

[perfectdistance]

[ You useless wizard. ]

It's corn.

[perfectpower]

CORN?!

[HE HAS BEEN BETRAYED]

[perfectdistance]

Pop. Corn.

[perfectpower]

[High-pitched veggie-anti screaming]

[perfectdistance]

[ Pathetic. ]

[teenrebellion]

[ kazuki has nothing to say but he is watching the two of them do this. perceiving. ]

[perfectpower]

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