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thronรฉ ([personal profile] naeddre) wrote2024-02-26 12:23 pm

๐ŸŒ™ todomatsu

shitpost incoming
drymonster: (don't think edward would approve of that)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-04-09 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ I LOVE YOU FLURRY there is so much going on plus it's only two weeks until earth day

he's still kind of wheezing into one hand with little petals spilling out from between his fingers while his other hand waves dismissively. ]


Fine!! Just— [ COUGH ] You know.
drymonster: (your 60s show didn't really go anywhere)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-04-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ughhh. Yeah, no kidding. As much as last week's sucked, at least I didn't have to worry it might literally suffocate me to death.

[ also he could just hide that with clothes and bandages!!!! everyone sees this!!!

but it does seem to have subsided for the moment, at least. ]
drymonster: (i don't wanna be a guest on a talk show)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-04-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess...

[ hahaha... at least she already knows she's hot and he has never been that subtle about also thinking it so this could be worse!! ]

A-anyway, those little guys are pretty cute!

[ hello to all of the foxes except the one that his horniness scared off ]
drymonster: (but i forgot what i did to fix it)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-04-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is the difference between him and his brothers. he can actually talk to someone he's horny for without outwardly being gross and creepy about it!!!! ]

I don't know if I'm that good with animals, but I guess I can try it.

[ comes over closer... ]

What do they eat?

[ is there like, a dog kibble dispenser around here or something because he is definitely blocking the sight of those crickets from his memory completely ]